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rotten bananas 

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
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rotten bananas 

the opposite of cool bananas, the phrase is said to have developed in scotland similair to cool bananas and has a link to the east coast, a student who usually used the term cool bananas expressed dissapointment and lost for words said rotten bananas and the phrase has spread since. rotten bananas is said when something is not cool, bad news has occured, or dissapointment has happend.
I could not get us tickets to the concert
"awww thats rotten bananas"

My hen just ran away
"unlucky man thats rotten bananas"
rotten bananas by freud guru December 29, 2009

The Rotten Bananas 

The coolest band ever created. Members: Koyl and Koly.

Rotten Banana 

When the facade of an Asian-American peels off and they’re exposed for being whitewashed race-traitors that live to serve the White Man.
That filthy Rotten Banana is mocking his heritage to make his westerner friends laugh!
Rotten Banana by Larry-jellyfolds September 30, 2023

rotten banana 

A term used for a school bus that is filled with black kids.
Holy shit! Look at all the black kids on the rotten banana.
rotten banana by Lukoro May 29, 2011

Rotten Banana 

When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.
After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.
Rotten Banana by Cristler May 17, 2009

rotten banana 

A penis covered in post-anal sex excrement. (Usually sucked immediately afterwords)
After i fucked her ass, sally sucked my rotten banana.
rotten banana by BlumpKING July 30, 2004