A person with crimson colored cheeks, who has pledged his love eternally as the male lover of Luff Muff. Rosey Cheeks is generally a good cook, and recieves pleasure in serving his Luff Muff.
The Rosy Cheeked Baby Gazer is an extremely rare animal, defined by it's bright pink cheeks, soft plump lips, round nostrils, and hair that is long, soft and blonde.
It has a very innocent stare, typical of most cute animals. There is currently only one in captivity, name Kacey, in the highlands of Scotland
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"