Roommate's Boyfriend 

A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)

My Roommate's Boyfriend fits the definition above perfectly. His Name is Bryan Smith.

Roommate's Boyfriend by Akitram Rrop BW December 31, 2008

Roommate's Day

june 13

The day to celebrate roommates everywhere.

Harry Potter gave J.K a nail clipper for Roommate's Day

Roommate's Day by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

Roommate's Futon Method by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Roommate's Day

June 13

The day to celebrate roommates all over the world. Same as mother's day, but roommates day.

Spike gave John a nail clipper for Roommate's Day.

Roommate's Day by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008

Maniac's Roommate 

A Maniac's Roommate is the girl he used to call his girlfriend and have sex with. Once he becomes tired of this relationship and if he's a 'nice guy' he will throw her out of his bedroom and leave her to dwell in the living room. He will begin to refer to her as his roommate when asked by friends or company who come to visit him.

Some random Chick ...."Well you know what they say: once a Maniac's chick always a Maniac's chick"
The chick already knowing..." Yeah true, unless he's decided she isn't girlfriend material, then she's Maniac's Roommate!"

Maniac's Roommate by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate by RazerRD May 11, 2010