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Ronan Schuster 

A Ronan Schuster is a propper mad cunt gets all the birds and he would bate ye around if ye chatted abou him a Ronan Schuster is mostly found with a Liam Freeman Josh Lee or Jack O'Malley
wow i would just love to be a Ronan Schuster hes so cool
Ronan Schuster by mandem123456789 October 6, 2020

rona's cock 

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.
i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.

seth rogan’s laugh 

A very jumpy laugh produced by the actor Seth Rogan when he’s found something that he finds funny. However, it doesn’t take much for him to do so. This also doesn’t have to be performed by Seth Rogan. Someone with a similar laugh may also call it a “Seth Rogan Laugh”.
Funny man: hi Seth rogan do you like dogs
Seth rogan: yeah
Funny man: how about two?
Seth rogan: *”Seth rogan’s laugh”s*

Rogan’s Razor 

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
Rogan’s Razor by falkenlaser February 8, 2022

Roman's mom 

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.
If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk
Roman's mom by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

rona's cock 

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.
i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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