narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.
Ron Burgandy: (looking at his reflection in the mirror) Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.
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an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.
by Colte May 2, 2005
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the best anchorman in the history of san deeyago, legendary and literate. Especially gifted in reading teleprompters
if I were Ron Burgandy I would say "hey everyone come look how good I look!" and people of every race, sex, and social class would swoon
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A man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.
A man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.
by lincolnbigman December 8, 2009
Get the Ron Burgandy mug.When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.
I was getting sleepy at work so I got a boner as I was dozing off when the boss called me and as I stood up he saw I had a Ron Burgandy.
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Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!
by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004
Get the Ron Burgundy mug.A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.
"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"
"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!
"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"
"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"
"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"
"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!
"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"
"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"
"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!
by crystal0615 January 15, 2009
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