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Romantic Gesture 

A Romantic Gesture is identical to a Loving Gesture, except that in order to qualify as "romantic," it needs to be at least somewhat pointless or useless; lacking in practical function or utility.
If you wash the dishes, take out the trash, fart elsewhere, tell her you love her, go to her special events, and buy her tampons, but don't buy her flowers that will die in just days, you've never performed a single Romantic Gesture. What a dick.
Romantic Gesture by TheTed January 18, 2015

Romantic Gesture 

A true Romantic Gesture is a Wireless Mobile Phone Charger.
"He really surprised me today! He got me a Wireless Phone Charger and I knew then, it was the most romantic gesture ever!"
Romantic Gesture by TheGospelTruth October 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008