Romanov send-off 

The Romanov send-off or just RSO, is an unfortunate method of killing someone/thing of Royalty in a rather messy manner which resembles how Russia's Romanov line was ended way back in the summer of 1918.

A true Romanov send-off consists of the "Romanover"; the person/thing comitting the act, and the "Romanov"; someone/thing to be soon recieving the RSO. The "Romanover", to properly commit an RSO, must don a ridiculously large furry hat, whalst shouting in Russian, or some gibberish that sounds Russian. The person/thing comitting the RSO will now begin the RSO by shooting the subject multiple times, running the subject over with a car, pouring acid on the subject, and finishing off by setting what remains of the "Romanov" on fire for a seering flambé finish...

The subject who has recieved a correct RSO could rightfully be referred to as "Romanoved".

Vinny was a being a wet towel at the party... so we gave ol' Vinny a Romanov send-off.

Romanov send-off by Crissan December 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012