Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?
Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump
Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?
Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump
Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?
by Alphabet's Turd June 26, 2011
a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.
Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
by killa Andrew and ugly Chris June 03, 2008