Painted on road: "Robot Ahead"
South African giving directions: "Turn left at the second robot"
by robot January 15, 2004
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A person who has the ability to do anything and everything without a problem. This person does not show any emotion when he/she is congradulated for doing everything perfectly, because he/she has become desensitized to the praise.
Student 1: Wow, that girl Ellen was able to get straight A+'s all year, while taking AP classes, doing 150+ hours of community service, playing fockey, being in every single school committee, being on the debate and math team, and finding the cures for cancer, AIDS, and obesity!
Student 2: Wow, she must be a robot. I do not have enough energy or determination to do even half of those things, never mind all of them, all at once!
by Not a Robot December 13, 2008
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Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.

An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.

Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
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Metallic Automata tasked with the job of enforcement, sent by our future Microsoft overlords.
John booted up an old Mac to store the Rebellion's secret plans. Minutes later, an army of Microsoft Robots was at the door.
by ZeroSkulleton September 06, 2009
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The term 'robot' in recent cultural contexts in the USA, and presumably other nations, seems to refer to people who appear to mindlessly follow various sets of rules. This definition has been extended to specific sub-cultures and particularly, corporate cultures.
The extension of this definition has come to include anyone following the rule-sets of their learned behavior, but in particular, those people who mimic their cultural memes while unaware of their imitative, example-dependent tendencies.
There is a social movement to objectify people with the term robot to reduce or deny their human characteristics, but this movement is also a projection of the observers' own robotic qualities which the observers are either unaware of or are attempting to deny.
This extended definition for 'robot' can go so far that it includes all people, because all people learn their behavior from other people and cultures whom they have chosen to mimic, either consciously or non-consciously.
People described as 'robots' appear to have free will, however all of a robot's options have been pre-programmed by their cultural contexts and social dependencies, regardless of whether they choose conformative, moderate, or rebellious modes of self-expressions.
You ARE a robot, but so what? So is everyone else...

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A robot behaves reactively, according to its internalized resolution of instruction sets programmed by its social and cultural matrices.
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Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
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Badass Machines with Human-like qualities and/or abilities.
"So I checked out the Scryer's place, they're pretty cool. There's a sweet elevator, giant robot guards.... come on robots. Frickin Blood Elfs."
by JP ONRY December 01, 2007
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