roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.

"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

roast beef curtain by Frankie Mathers November 6, 2008

roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips

Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?

roast beef curtain by B514 December 7, 2006

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

roast beef curtain by Jimmy July 10, 2003

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

roast beef curtain by creag January 1, 2006

balls deep in the roast beef curtain 

penis all the way in the vagina. For short: BD in the RBC!

I was balls deep in the roast beef curtain all night last night.

balls deep in the roast beef curtain by PhilSDfgadhgbdgjndfgs May 30, 2008

roast beef curtains 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

roast beef curtains by smartyass March 24, 2010

Roast Beef Curtains 

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”

Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”

Roast Beef Curtains by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021