Road jerky

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.

I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.

by Jus10x October 18, 2009

Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

by AZGator July 04, 2009

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012