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Road jerky

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.
by Weezymagic August 25, 2011
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Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.
I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.
by Jus10x October 18, 2009
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Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky
-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."
by AZGator July 4, 2009
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A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
by The Plowman November 29, 2012
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Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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