Rizz so powerful it needs to be contained. Any dude within a 100 mile radius of this rizz stands no chance of getting any bitches. This rizz is only weilded by the god of rizz a.k.a "Him".
Guy 1: Bro, no one near James can get any bitches.
Guy 2: Yeah, he needs a rizztraining order.
When the rizz is so strong that she has to fear for her life and stay away from you
Jake: "Yo, did you hear about how Jake was stalkingClara for a whole week and was caught sniffing the chairs she sat on? He needs a rizztraining order against him."
This refers to a person whose attempts at rizzing (flirting) are not successful to the point where they may face a temporary setback in their romantic pursuits, ranging from a few years to several decades.
Wes: Frank's rizz attempt was horrible!
Ethan: He might get The Rizztraining Order
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'