A school in LCPS (now a controversial district according to national news) that serves the wealthiest communities. Founded in 2015. School staff, education, and safety is gold standard.
The typical
ram species: a. athletic prowess,
b. incredible wealth c. ditziness d. less incidents of "emo",
e. mediocre intelligence .
e. significant lack of personality, f. insecurity, g. stuck up, h. blandness, I. horrifyingly unoriginal sense of humor
Scientists question intelligence of the rams. It runs its deafening mating calls in the halls at decibels of 90+. Body odor is putrid, as showering is not a habit amongst them. Diet = unhealthy
slop offered by LCPS to it's children. Many escape this prison yard for Chick-fil-a using their dad's
money so they can survive lunchtime using their
rich privilege. When a parent fails to provide needs of a
ram, ex. getting the color of a
car they wanted a bit off, they start shrieking and crying like a 3 yr old
child.
Class 2019: Founding class! Teacher, staff, parent, and neighborhood faves. Rulers of the school and think they own it.
Girls got smoker voices, but the staff knows not to dress code them. Get into Harvard..or even George Mason, or even Radford, your rep.
will still be safe. If you are going to community college......ULTIMATE SOCIAL SUICIDE!!
Class
2020: Incredibly obnoxious, and nobody likes these brats. Ruined Riverside after coming here.
Class
2021: Decent people w/ manners.Less competitive academically, but still high achieving.
Clueless
person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Riverside Highschool LCPS.
Clueless person:
Wow! I've heard that it is such a great school!
Person 2: Are you
fucking kidding me?
ClueFUL person: LOL, you got to Riverside? I feel so bad for you. Good luck living!