Riverside, CA: Medium-sized city in Inland Empire. Not much to do except a few chain restaurants. Home of Riverside Community College. Most locals under the age of 25 go or have been there. Also home to many large Mexican neighborhoods. Crime is pretty low. Lots of traffic and hot weather.
Ugly city, ugly girls, and mostly boring place to be. UC Riverside may be the most interesting part of the city.
Riverside: City with a river that almost dries up during the summer.
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N. A person from Riverside who pretends to be a regular beach goer, but usually only goes a few times each summer. This person is usually seen wearing pants to the beach and old-school beach clothes. He/she may sometimes be seen with a tent, an umbrella or 30+ SPF.
N. A person who does not belong on the beach.
Tourists with their bulky cameras, tennis shoes and hawaiian shirts.
by Krish April 5, 2004
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Riverside High School's marching band, in Painesville, Ohio. Often simply referred to as "the Regiment", it's usually the biggest band in Lake county (typically around 200 members, but sometimes as low as 170), and is widely regarded as the greatest/best sounding in the area (northeast Ohio). People tend to attend the games for the band rather than the football team, because the football team usually sucks. Usually.
Person A: Dude, we lost again this week

Person B: who cares, the Riverside Regiment kicked ass at halftime!
by James Larson September 13, 2011
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When a recently divorced woman licks your anus.
She just got out of a marriage so I knew she was down, but it wasn't until we went Dancing in Riverside that I knew she was a freak.
by Captain Glamourous January 23, 2014
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Asbestos rolled into cigarette paper for smoking. They are literally 100 times worse than smoking any other cigarette
Aspen loves smoking riverside cigarettes
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When two people role play with one being a fat 26 year old basement dweller, and the other being an underage girl.
"Hey man, did you babysit that girl last night?"
"Yeah, man. I gave her the ol' Riverside Roleplay."
"Dude, google mojorocka."
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Riverside, California is a metropolitan area approx. 70 miles east of Los Angeles, and 50 miles from Newport Beach. Riverside, known as King of the IE (Inland Empire), and capital city of Riverside County.

Riverside is a large city that encompasses over 15 zip codes, which include many upper middle class/wealthy enclaves such as Canyon Crest, Mission Grove, Hawarden Hills, Orangecrest, Hillcrest, Woodcrest, Alessandro Heights, and Victoria Country Club.

Riverside has many luxury car dealerships including Porsche, Audi, Mercedes, BMW, Infiniti, Lexus, Jaguar, Cadillac, etc. People in Riverside do most of their high-end shopping in Orange County or the desert luxury outlets, although there is a Nordstrom and Macys located in the city of Riverside.

Riverside often gets a bad image from some of the poor hoods and gang infested areas within the city.

The less fortunate residents of LA and Orange counties (ie. tools not living in Newport Coast, Beverly Hills, Coto de Caza, etc.), who try to ride on the coattails of their wealthy county's hype, often try to give Riverside a bad name to make up for their own miserable existence.

Truth is, Riverside is actually a very nice place to live. In Riverside, either you have it or you don't. Riverside is the epitome of "It ain't trickin if you got it," and Riverside definitely, "Got it."

(BTW, San Diego County happens to be the wealthiest county in SoCal, while San Bernardino is the least wealthiest)
"I'm from Riverside, CA, and I have just as much as you if not more. the difference is, I don't have anything to prove."

"In Riverside, CA, we don't keep up with the Jones because we REALLY are the Jones..."

"Who cares if you live in OC or LA, I live in Riverside, CA, and my shit is paid for, while your shit is loaned out, bitch!"

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