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Bad River Buffalo 

a nasty ugly dirty fat chick, the word originated from st. charles, mi
DAMN! Look at that Bad River Buffalo eatin grass over there.

I really regret takin that Bad River Buffalo home last night.

River Buoy(s) 

River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.
River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"

Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"

JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"

Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"

river bottom party 

It's a party near a river, usually a cookout with alcohol among friends.
Are you bringing anything to Heather's river bottom party?

River Bend middle school 

The worst middle school you can go to. Go here if you want to get roofied with Xanax and have a shit year. School with kids that shit in sinks and come to school acting like retards.
That’s terrible! You went to River Bend middle school!?
Yeah, it was shit

Eel River Beach Club 

Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.
The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!

Tiajuana River Breeze 

Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.