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Rittenhouse'd

Did you see that pedophile Rosenbaum? He got properly rittenhouse'd.
by blepp3 November 20, 2021
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Rittenhouse Defense

A term used when someone claims self-defense after they provoked someone. Named after the infamous Kyle Rittenhouse case where the defendant argued for self-defense while it's argued on whether or not he provoked the shooting.
Person 1: "That man claimed self-defense in court after he shot her!"
Person 2: "He's pulling the Rittenhouse Defense."
by GuyWithBraces November 23, 2021
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Kyle Rittenhouse

Proof that you can be a white supremacist even if you only killed white people.
Matt: Kyle Rittenhouse can't be a white supremacist, he killed 2 white guys

Sam: Actually, they're calling him a white supremacist because they feel like he shot those men because they were associated with Black Lives Matter.
by SmeeveJeeve November 22, 2021
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Kyle Rittenhouse

Proof that you can be a white supremacist even if you only killed white people.
Matt: Kyle Rittenhouse can't be a white supremacist, he killed 2 white guys

Sam: Actually, they're calling him a white supremacist because they feel like he shot those men because they were associated with Black Lives Matter.
by SmeeveJeeve November 22, 2021
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Kyle Rittenhouse

A priveleged white boy who killed someone for no reason back in 2020, and yet still gets praise from delusional fools for his "AcT oF sElF dEfEnSe". He also loves using vector the crocodile tears as a way to gain empathy during his court cases.
"A kid who murders and still gets praise for it because of his privelege? Sounds like a Kyle Rittenhouse to me."
by superbowserfan64 November 24, 2021
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Rittenhouse Republican

1) Any human that worships teenage murderers regardless of political affiliation, ethnicity or country of residence.

2) A blanket term considered the politically correct replacement for ‘Nazi, Nazis, Filthy Fascists, Hitler Lover or Cold Blooded Killer.
1) Today’s GOP is predominately Rittenhouse Republicans because they enjoy murder fantasies.

2) Over time the Manson Family and Rittenhouse Republicans became synonymous.
by adsfDingus November 20, 2021
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Rittenhouse

adjective;

a person with limited brain function and lacking dental hygiene, caused from generational inbreeding. Olde English.
Tommy O’Neil: “You smell the halitosis on that vagrant, the one that was kissing hims mother?”

William Shaunessy: “4 score and 3 years of hanky panky between mother and son - that chum’s a Rittenhouse.”
by Olde English - Webster December 10, 2021
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