Perfect in every way possible, she will always be there for you. She’s caring, funny, considerate, and drop dead gorgeous. If you ever get the chance to date one, don't ever let her go. Ristins tend to get hurt but are very forgiving and understanding. Love them as much as possible
Rista is unique. She is a space case, and the kind of person to daydream often. She's very loyal to her friends and mates, and is always there no matter what. If you have a Rista in your life, you're very lucky to know her. She's truly one in a million
She's a great girl once you get to know her. Trust is hard to come by for her but just give her time. She has beautiful hazel guys and looks great with darker hair. She's body positive and beautiful. You'll never find another girl like her.
Tom: "Bro, Do you see that girl?"
Fred: "Who, The one with the Hazel eyes?"
Tom: "Yeah. What's her name?"
Fred: "Yeah, that's Risti"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*