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I heard Mike is a ristia
ristia by Daddy Dave 1234 July 2, 2020
Words you can keep
When a male puts his pole into a females knee cap.
Yooo. Abby just let me ristia her so hard!
ristia by Cristian Valle June 24, 2020
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A potato that enjoys being fried and sold at mcdonalds
Emily: what is a ristia?
Jess: a ristia is a delicious potato at McDonald's!
Ristia by Potato10828261<3 April 12, 2020
Perfect in every way possible, she will always be there for you. She’s caring, funny, considerate, and drop dead gorgeous. If you ever get the chance to date one, don't ever let her go. Ristins tend to get hurt but are very forgiving and understanding. Love them as much as possible
I never should have let Ristin get away.
Ristin by stiles777 May 20, 2020
ristin is Kristina that’s just trying to hop on another tiktok trend, she also have big juicy 🍑
Tiktok: what would you name be without first and last letter?
Kristina: ristin !
ristin by Kylieisthicc May 29, 2020
Rista is unique. She is a space case, and the kind of person to daydream often. She's very loyal to her friends and mates, and is always there no matter what. If you have a Rista in your life, you're very lucky to know her. She's truly one in a million
Rista by Rista September 22, 2012
She's a great girl once you get to know her. Trust is hard to come by for her but just give her time. She has beautiful hazel guys and looks great with darker hair. She's body positive and beautiful. You'll never find another girl like her.
Tom: "Bro, Do you see that girl?"
Fred: "Who, The one with the Hazel eyes?"
Tom: "Yeah. What's her name?"
Fred: "Yeah, that's Risti"
Risti by tinpankells December 17, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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