Ripping the Tendon Share definition Flag A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped. *Person A farts* Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma?? Ripping the Tendon by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Ripping the Tendon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch