Ripped'er Scale Share definition Flag A scale used to measure the power of a fart. That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale. Ripped'er Scale by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Ripped'er Scale mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch