Gay 1: Turd burgling your way to poo piracy?
Gay 2: Up your batty, you queer little ringpiece raider!
Both Gays: Up the bum, no harm done! *Giggles*
Hetro: That's so fucking gay, stop being gay.
Gay 2: Up your batty, you queer little ringpiece raider!
Both Gays: Up the bum, no harm done! *Giggles*
Hetro: That's so fucking gay, stop being gay.
by Lexical Sodomy May 16, 2008
A sore and tender area (sometimes bleeding) around the anus caused by moisture that has built up in the arse-crack. Usually a problem with runners and joggers where the combination of arse sweat and the constant rubbing together of the cheeks causes skin chaffing and irritation. Can also be caused by walking in wet clothes.
I went out for a run today as it was a nice hot sunny day. I was soon regretting it after an hour; I had a severe case of jogger's ringpiece and had to cut it short.
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"Holy shit, watch your girlfriend. Here comes that ringpiece renegade and hes got his electrified butt-plug with him."
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