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I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two
by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015
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Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.
Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
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