Riko....he’s the most amazing guy out there. He is sometimes overly sarcastic, but usually has good intentions. He is very funny, smart, talented and makes jokes about basically everyone and everything. Rikos can also be very handsome and muscular. He is protective of his friends and family and a sweetheart to the ones he loves the most. And over all, he’s just a sexy BEAST. If you ever meet a Riko in your life, keep him close and never forget him.
Reiko is one of those girls who’s sweet, caring, and empathetic. She’ll most definitely fuck you up if you get on her nerves. Don’t mess with Reiko. She cares for others especially her friends. Honestly, reiko’s always seem to have a crush on their best friend. Reikos are witty, and extremely street smart. She’ll figure out ways to screw you over. But, if you’re on her good side- you can always count on her to be there for you and give you the best social advice there is. Though, you’ll always have competition with her considering she’s one of the prettiest girls you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet a Reiko, don’t let her go. Also, a pro tip- never make her mad.
Guy 1: Is that Reiko?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s so hot Guy 1: I know right.
Girl 1: She’s my friend Guy 2: What’s her number?
Guy 1: Gotta get on her good side eh?
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*