rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

Regamortus

An animal or mammal that rapes every living thing in sight.

Watch out Bob, there's a regamortus behind you.

by KNOWINGISHALFTHEBATTLE October 8, 2009

rigamortified

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

by Naoutka November 7, 2003

Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

rigimortis

The hardest boner you'll ever have.

Necrophiliacs go crazy over rigimortis victims due to their boners.

by cheeky_slag<3 May 22, 2009