Street slang for guys in their thirties with the best dick of the male population , will generally dislike drama , and vanilla relationships . use caution when engaging in sexual activities with a ricardo especially if his last name is gonzales although serious but not life threatening please seek medical advice for orgasms lasting more than 4 hours.
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by amazing bestdick December 21, 2016
by pancho pena December 7, 2012
Ricardo is a type of guy who will love u no matter what but he is a very bad boy he all ways gets in trouble but a great at kissing.
by Bbg...dez February 8, 2018
A lying cheat. Insecure so needs validation and attention. A violent narcissist who is racist and playing the system. Worships some made up religion and lies even about SSGT he ate for breakfast
Girl: hey Ricardo what you up to?
R: oh I’m out living the dream
Truth: sat fucking my phone because no one loves me
Girl; oh ok take it easy
R: oh I’m out living the dream
Truth: sat fucking my phone because no one loves me
Girl; oh ok take it easy
by Stop cheating July 27, 2021
Ricardo used to be a cool guy. Hot, sexy, great kisser and funny but the mask couldn’t last long and turns out he doesn’t like sec with women, he thinks he doesn’t smell and he is deluded about off spring which look and behave retarded! The love of his life is still waiting for him at the church and although he says he won’t use her for a green card: it’s obvious that he will! He used anyone! Poor fatty have a little drinkie poo thinks shit don’t stink because he chose to have kids with her. So in conclusion R walks around in a circle crying that he is busy and stressed but doesn’t actually do much. Sadly doesn’t believe in karma but shouod because he wronged someone very very much, he did so much wrong thwt it’s unforgivable but he thinks that person doesn’t mind and diesnt blame him! Sadly R’s ego is size of mars and possibly in his head he lives on mars. He will read this Becauee he is such a loser that he writes about himself! Bit like social media- it’s all for likes and being a catfish!
Her: oh please stop being a bully and take a look at yourself will you
Ricardo: yes I can see in the mirror that I have been staring at for 4 hours that I am actually gay.
Ricardo: yes I can see in the mirror that I have been staring at for 4 hours that I am actually gay.
by Nothinggoinfforu March 8, 2023
by binxie bottom December 17, 2019