revtard 

An mildly retarded male with the ability to attract beautiful women into the sac.

You have no chance of hooking up with girls when a revtard is at the party.

revtard by zack j July 2, 2006

revtard 

A particularly notorious member on a web forum know for their stupid antics. Also, to do something like a that member. i.e, to be a revtard.

"Dude, that was totally a revtard move."

revtard by Motorcycle Man October 31, 2007

revtard 

A mildly retarded, slightly fat male who can have sex with any woman he wants.

If your mom is hot and your friend is a revtard, then your friend has probably boned your mom.

revtard by vernon j July 2, 2006

Revtard 

Referring to Rev(a retard/REVOLU710N) on Halo PC. Worse than retard. Much worse than retard.

Dude, your such a revtard.

Revtard by REVOLU710N June 22, 2009

Revtard 

A retarded male who no matter what has the thought he is the best in everything Even thou he phails at life and everything involved in it. But still manages to maintain the thought he is the best.

Man that kid is a revtard all he talks about is how he owns.

Revtard by Flaminbowz June 25, 2009

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022