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Reverse Poo 

A sneaky term for sodomy generaly used by pedophelic priests to trick young boys of the church to submit to anal sex. This term refers to anal sex and the origin of the name is likely the fact that sodomy and the excretion of feces are similar except for the direction of movement of the particular object residing in the rectum.
Father Brown: "Young man, your sins against the church, and against God are without number. Those were terrible acts, and there is only one way for you to repent. We must perform... The Reverse Poo. And when that's finished, we can play a nice game of Suck-the-Banana."
Reverse Poo by Evan Amabile May 18, 2006

Reverse Love Poo 

The act of taking a spoon full of your lovers shit and inserting it into your rectum
"Hey baby, wanna try a reverse love poo tonight?"
"No Craig, thats fucked up."

reverse poopjob 

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.
Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.

Reverse Poop 

noun

: that thing people are always worried about where somebody might sneak up behind you and poop their poop directly up your butthole. A perfectly rational fear, and one which most people are worried about every day.

verb

: the act of committing the above transgression.
"One of our greatest thinkers once mused that it was a blessing indeed that once something passeth through the butt-hole, then truly is there no coming back. Though the ages have proven this optimism to be shortsighted, verily the world would be better were it so. Woe be unto us, sons and daughters of Mankind, for from the time we can walk until our final breath, the terrible specter of Reverse Pooping is never far from our collective nightmares. We wake from dreams made unsound by visions of Reverse Pooping, slink from our beds, and spend each day in furtive creeping with an eye turned ever rearward, lest we be taken unawares with Reverse Pooping. Truly, it is a reasonable fear, and everybody thinks about it pretty much all the time."

~ St. Ignatius the Wise, from the First Canticle of "Reverse Pooping Is a Real Thing, And You Should Think About it A Lot"
Reverse Poop by The Loremaster June 10, 2014

reverse pooping 

the act of shoving shit up your ass.
reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it
reverse pooping by saIad July 23, 2019

reverse poop 

This is the act of taking a poop, first and foremost, but doing it in a rather shocking way. Instead of sitting on a toilet the normal way, you REVERSE it. This is for the hardcore shit-master. Let me put it this way.. it blows peoples minds!
"hey watch this!"
"ha. okay what is it?"
(sits on toilet.. reversed)
"wayy.. waaaait.. WHAT? the FUCK? I.. I.. dont get it.."
"aaaaahh. this is the first reverse poop ever done in all of history!"
"I'm glad to be here for it. I.. I.. feel honored."
reverse poop
reverse poop by Challaboob August 4, 2010

Reverse Poop 

Smearing your cock with Nutella or any kind of chocolate, and shoving it up your partner's asshole.
I'm gonna Reverse Poop you with the leftover Nutella tonight
Reverse Poop by Poieziel January 21, 2021
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