Retardedly strong 

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.

Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.

Retardedly strong by #1ABF April 5, 2020

retired-on-the-job 

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

retired-on-the-job by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

Green And Retired

Very mature men who happen to be Green and Retired. Does anything you need as long as you acknowledge the fact that they are Green and Retired....

Stranger: I need you to do something
Green and Retired man: no
Stranger: WOW YOU'RE GREEN AND RETIRED????
Green and Retired man: I'm listening babe

Green And Retired by TheoudorusEater July 21, 2021

Retardedly Awesome 

Something that is incredibly stupid or ridiculous as a concept but is also extremely awesome.

Mr. Ghosn: Did you know a Bugatti Veyron has 1000 hp?

Mr. Jones: That's retarded. Who needs 1000 hp in a car? No wait. . . . That's awesome. It's retardedly awesome!

Retardedly Awesome by chaofun September 25, 2010

Retired circus tiger 

The name of the next stage after the Cougar status for females.

Cougars are in their 40's. A retired circus tiger as considered to be in their late 50's and up.

Retired circus tiger by limovb October 22, 2011

mentally retired 

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.

That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.

mentally retired by bettydog November 9, 2012

retardedly 

acting in a manner that is retarded; doing something while showing qualities that are associated with having a mental disease.

After Kelly fell on the ground, she retardedly tripped over a curb.

retardedly by Anna March 15, 2005