Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.
Someone (or something) that overtly appears to be retarded, however, upon closer inspection, appears to be awesome. May be applied to something so stupid that it is cool.
"That girl over there is an idiot, but I heard she is easy...she's so retardicious."
"That girl at the other table is a total pig, but shes hot... pretty retardicious."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.