Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
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Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
by Strangebeast January 16, 2009
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Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"
by Hym Iam May 04, 2022
Get the Kill the retard, fuck the whore mug.person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 01, 2004
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Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 02, 2025
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