Restroom etiquette is the list of several unwritten rules applied in public toilets, such as "No grunting, even if it is a loch ness monster", and "Stay at least one urinal away from another user". These rules are especially apparent in reserved countries, such as Great Britain.
Andy: "Dude, some old guy was right next to me at the urinals, and there were loads more up the other end!"
Brian: "Yeah, I encountered a violation of the Restroom Etiquette, some guy was curling one out and making the most horrific noises I ever did hear!"
Brian: "Yeah, I encountered a violation of the Restroom Etiquette, some guy was curling one out and making the most horrific noises I ever did hear!"
by The Harbinger of Prophecy July 11, 2008
This could commonly happen to anyone at any restroom. Normally your just trying to take care of some business but someone either standing next to you starts talking to you or they are in the next stall talking to you. It is extremely awkward for the recipient, they are normally caught off guard. This is that guy or girl who needs someone to talk them through this challenge they have.
So you restroom talkers leave your conversations to yourself!
So you restroom talkers leave your conversations to yourself!
Guy1: Hey.
Guy2: Uh, hi.
Guy1: That was an intense game between Arizona and Philadelphia.
Guy2: ..Yeah man it was. *Moves over to next urinal*
Guy2 leaves to friend waiting outside and says "Ugh that was awkward that guy over there is a restroom conversater."
Friend: Yeah I hate it when you meet those people.
Guy2: Uh, hi.
Guy1: That was an intense game between Arizona and Philadelphia.
Guy2: ..Yeah man it was. *Moves over to next urinal*
Guy2 leaves to friend waiting outside and says "Ugh that was awkward that guy over there is a restroom conversater."
Friend: Yeah I hate it when you meet those people.
by lawl@u March 4, 2009
A place where you only go if you truly have to. You will know when you are in one once you see foaming hand soap smeared over the mirror and yellowed linoleum floor tiles, see all sorts of nazi references engraved into the stalls, and what looks to be water damage on the dotted Tbar ceiling. The division will smell either like a dead body was flushed down the toilet or will reek of cheap air fresheners that have a hint of laundry detergent. You will feel as if you were being watched as you never know who will peek out from under the stalls.
*stops at convenience store*
Dimitri: What are we stopping for?
Randy: I really have to go.
Dimitri: Dude its a public restroom, you might not come back
Randy: I will go anyway...
Dimitri: What are we stopping for?
Randy: I really have to go.
Dimitri: Dude its a public restroom, you might not come back
Randy: I will go anyway...
by Finbarre June 19, 2021
Walking into the restroom at a public place and going through all of the stalls because you cant find a clean one.
by readyset303 February 15, 2011
An employee who, after having gone to the bathroom, washes, scrubs, and dries their hands for several minutes to avoid going back to their job function.
Holy shit, I was just in the bathroom at the same time as Paul. That restroom surgeon looks like he's trying to turn hand washing into a new career.
by SkottyB August 24, 2013
by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E March 13, 2019
1) The most common place to throw up. Walgreen's is convenient because most are open 24/7 and the bathrooms are so rank, no one will know you threw up.
2)A way of saying "I've got to throw up, watch out."
2)A way of saying "I've got to throw up, watch out."
Emily: Why did youtake so long in the bathroom?
Erica: I had to throw up. . .
Jessa: Good thing we're at Walgreens, we literally tried on EVERY color of nail polish waiting for you.
Emily: Feel Better?
Erica: Much. I love the Walgreen's Restroom! Lessgo PARTY!!
Erica: GUUUYYYSSS FInd me a Walgreen's Restroom. FAST!!!
Emily: Oh no, she's gonna blow!
Jessa: Not on my carpet, she isn't!!!
Erica: I had to throw up. . .
Jessa: Good thing we're at Walgreens, we literally tried on EVERY color of nail polish waiting for you.
Emily: Feel Better?
Erica: Much. I love the Walgreen's Restroom! Lessgo PARTY!!
Erica: GUUUYYYSSS FInd me a Walgreen's Restroom. FAST!!!
Emily: Oh no, she's gonna blow!
Jessa: Not on my carpet, she isn't!!!
by Pam Andy March 5, 2011