A Republican who only knows how to read headlines and buzzwords. Will often be seen in public shouting at the top of their lungs about grr left, and use the same regurgitated bullshit they have been for the past 4 and a half years. Often seen on Twitter. Easily spotted in real life as they almost all wear MAGA hats, even when the sun isn't out.
Person 1: You see those repubbies over their screaming at cars about muhguns?
Person 2: Yeah, don't give them any attention or else they might call us Antifa.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"