When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.
"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016
Go to a remote beach where it is safe to eat the shellfish. Dig them up at low tide, leave in water to eject sand, cook on a driftwood fire at dusk. You will remember this day.
by Simonius_Titius_Underpantius January 11, 2011
The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.
"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017
a person that is obsessed with controlling the remote at all times and is constantly watching "their" shows
by BiG H4NDSOME July 22, 2010
"Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"
by DJ Jetta December 17, 2008
by Unrelated February 6, 2005
A penis (Kontol means penis in Javanese and Indonesian) that is used as a remote control for several electronic appliances, machines, and sometimes women. It's also used when you want to aim at the toilet bowl to urine perfectly.
Your penis is a remote kontol.
by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022