relationship george 

The personality changes shown by a man when talking or dealing with his significant other, usually characterized by change in voice inflection and tone, as well as being more well behaved in general. This is typically only shown when the man is involved in a serious, committed relationship, but some men (usually fake, sweet talking men...aka "players") always become relationship george when talking to any woman they are trying to score with. The name george is to be interchanged with the man's actual name. This term comes from the popular TV show Seinfeld and is personified when George's fiance, Susan, begins to hang out with Elaine as a friend.

friend: "Who were you on the phone with?"

man in the relationship: "Oh that was Lisa. I just had to let her know my plans for tomorrow. We are suppossed to go out to dinner."

friend: "Yeah I could tell you were relationship Tom so I knew it was a woman."

George on Seinfeld - "You don't understand. There's relationship George, and then there's the George you know. Baudy George, Funny George."

relationship george by Dazzle Man April 28, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012