santa's reindeer

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016

Reindeer dust

Makes reindeer fly. Also turns Rudolf's nose red

Santa sprinkled magic reindeer dust on his reindeer so he can get his presents delivered to all the children of the world

by DangerRuss December 26, 2014

Reindeer Issues

it's another term for having a sharp stick in your rear.

The Angry Busdriver Had some serious Reindeer Issues.
The Teacher had Reindeer Issues when she shouted at the class.
She is having some serious reindeer issues today

by Miss_Gallifrey February 24, 2015

reindeer games

Any group team-building activity used by middle-managers in corporate America to pacify and relieve tension among their underlings. Reindeer games typically involve taking a beloved childhood game and butchering it by making the activity company specific. Ironically, reindeer games rarely have the desired effect, as the employees are most often annoyed or, in some cases enraged, by their forced participation.

Bill: So Phil, did you finish that project yet?

Phil: No, I had to go down to corporate HQ yesterday for some fucking reindeer games. God, my boss is a stupid cunt.

by meriamwebster June 27, 2009

reindeer games

another name for the head games that a man or a woman plays with one another in a relationship.

I wish Jim would grow up and stop playing reindeer games with the women he dates.

by Molly October 15, 2004

Reindeer Game

A trivial activity often hindering a more important task

similar to simply BSing around

Etymology: the song "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer"

Alen: "hey man, check this out."

William: "Damn it Alen, I don't have time for your stupid reindeer games!"

by daemonbellum October 3, 2009

reindeer bandits

taking light up reindeer on people's front lawns and placing them into sexual positions.

We're going reindeer banditing tonight.

Why are my reindeer doing each other? damn reindeer bandits!

by Sal Aulogia, Ryan Foley, Frank Pereira January 3, 2007