A smallginger imp like creature with tourettes often seen running around offices clicking, also common in graveyards near freshly buried corpses waiting to engage in munting.
Sally: Oh my god what is that hideous creature!!
Sarah: Oh don't worry sally thats just a reinbolt
A high school social studies teacher that clearly resembles a large alpha penguin. Being deemed a Reinbold requires, but is not limited to, having stubby tubes for fingers, secretly being a fascist, claiming to have had an extensive and successful soccer and football career while claiming he could have gotten into a division 3 school for his "athletics." This infamous figure is known to be caught saying "hey guys, look up here" every 9 minutes and pausing after every scene during movies to explain. A Reinbold is generally a negative term and should only be brought out if a fellow peer is acting like a tool.
Someone who claims to be married, and falsifies documents such as marriage licenses, photographs and such to create an image of a more popular social life.
I once that Jerry was a cool dude, but it turns out he was just a Reinbold.
adj. A disgusting creature that lives for the soul purpose of eating whatever so type of cheese & lipid indulged foods avaliable. When threatened the creature pushes out his front teeth, cocks his head, & screaches in a way similar to the phrase:"Kuugh". This creature is also known to smoke around 40 ciggarrettes in one buissnees day & to drink an average of 4 liters of softdrink, preferably a Cola, in one day. To go along with these traits this creature also always has a very peutred smell to it. One could captivate the auroma as a bouquet of body odor & grease.
Dude your acting like a total Rainbolt right now!
(or if someone where to make a rainbolt like statement, one could reply simply with an) "O.K. Bolt." (signafying that their actions and or statements are not appropriate/disgusting)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.