Reinbold 

A high school social studies teacher that clearly resembles a large alpha penguin. Being deemed a Reinbold requires, but is not limited to, having stubby tubes for fingers, secretly being a fascist, claiming to have had an extensive and successful soccer and football career while claiming he could have gotten into a division 3 school for his "athletics." This infamous figure is known to be caught saying "hey guys, look up here" every 9 minutes and pausing after every scene during movies to explain. A Reinbold is generally a negative term and should only be brought out if a fellow peer is acting like a tool.

(Class watching Pearl Harbor)

Man in movie: "The Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor!"

Reinbold: *pauses movie* "As you can see, the Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor."

Reinbold by motherland! July 22, 2011

Reinbold 

Someone who claims to be married, and falsifies documents such as marriage licenses, photographs and such to create an image of a more popular social life.

I once that Jerry was a cool dude, but it turns out he was just a Reinbold.

Reinbold by jsadf557 May 21, 2011

Reingold

A fucking retard. Likes to sit and spit on his fucking microphone at a table. He sells cookies because he is so poor. Pulls up in his car every weekday morning. Then he gets out of his car and tells kids to come to his car for free cookies. What a pedo. He loves looking ad girls ass.

Girl: stop looking at my ass. I don't want cookies. You are such a Reingold.
Due: want some free cookies and btw nice ass

Reingold by Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy February 13, 2018

Reinhold

Reinholds are generally identified by their headstrong nature. However, this instils great determination and creativity, making them excellent leaders. Courage reflects from their readiness for action. They can be adventurous due to their desire for excitement. Their confidence makes people follow while they lead. Reinholds fight for anything which they believe to be important. Usually intrepid by nature, they remain committed to facing their fears and defeating them. Difficulties may creep in due to impulsive actions. However, their maturity often persuades them to slow down their decisions to take time to think about the consequences of their actions.

"I'm voting for Reinhold, how about you?

"Definitely, he is far more energetic and and creative!"

Reinhold by Playah Hatah February 5, 2010

reinold 

verb (reinolding; past reinolded; past part. reinolded)

1. To give simplistic moral advice to someone in a self-righteous way depite not following the same advice themselves.

2. To present superficial personal opinion as fact without an understanding of the complexity of the situation

Is often done by insecure people to distract themselves from their own deficiencies.

noun

a person who reinolds.

verb

1. Mary reinolded Sarah about letting her children play on their games machine despite having just bought her own children the latest model.

2. After watching the indepth documentary, David began reinolding. He said that "basically the real cause of the middle east crisis is that both sides are evil".

noun

"He's such a reinold!"

reinold by bobsyouruncle0 September 8, 2008

Reinbolt 

A small ginger imp like creature with tourettes often seen running around offices clicking, also common in graveyards near freshly buried corpses waiting to engage in munting.

Sally: Oh my god what is that hideous creature!!
Sarah: Oh don't worry sally thats just a reinbolt

Reinbolt by gingerspice January 6, 2008

The Reinhold Touch 

Having the ability to destroy any film by simply being in its cast (named after Judge Reinhold, who is the first known example of this phenomenon. based originally on "The Midas Touch", a story about a king who could turn anything to gold by touching it)

"Danny DeVito and Bette Midler would have been good in 'Ruthless People', but that movie got hit by The Reinhold Touch"

"Chris Tucker definitely has The Reinhold Touch; even Anthony Hopkins and Roman Polansky couldn't make Rush Hour 2 worth seeing; he screwed up Fifth Element with Gary Oldman and Bruce Willis; and Quentin Tarantino couldn't make 'Jackie Brown' work."

The Reinhold Touch by Aaron Sylvan January 6, 2008