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to reinsert a recently excreted turd.
After the proctologist defecated, he quickly realized that he had pooped out the wrong dook. The obvious solution was to refecate.
refecate by Dr. Assman February 26, 2011

The Refectory 

A terrible place. It has been said that it is the 7th province of hell itself.
During busy hours it will be full of people sitting round tables, only about 1/3 of which will actually be eating, the rest sit and talk shit.
When one enters the refectory a phenomenon known as the refectory stare occurs. This is where roughly 20-30 people sitting around the entrance give you a really dirty look, this is enough to make one feel very uncomfortable and may 'cause severe trauma and shell shock on occasion if there is a lot of noise at the same time.
Research suggests that schizophrenia is more likely to develop in those who spend long periods in the refectory compared to those who sit in the more pleasant environment of the ILC.
Alevel student - 'Fancy going to The Refectory'
Another Alevel student - 'hahahahahahahahahahahaha -ROFL-'
The Refectory by gM_eats_jelly February 4, 2009
When you finish taking a crap and you realize about a minute later that you have to go back and crap again.
Oh man, I thought I was done. Now I gotta go refecate.

refection 

1: Eat, drink, have fun, and be merry

2 : refreshment of mind, spirit, or body ; especially : nourishment

2 a : the taking of refreshment

2 b : food and drink together : repast
This weekend we went to brunch for refection
refection by Divergent29 May 17, 2014
used to describe when something has arrived faulty (defective) is sent back to the manufacturer and returned with a different problem
combination of the words refurbished or repaired and defect.
Person 1: this laptop has been sent back 3 times, and its had all kinds of different problems

Person 2: its a refect.
Refect by Mycreativename May 7, 2013

Refecktion/Refucktion 

Thinking of an amazing comeback 5 minutes after the argument is over.
Doris: Damn!
Margaret: What?
Doris: I've just had a refecktion/refucktion after my argument with Paul
Margaret: Fuck! They're the worst!
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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