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Redneck Ph.D 

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.
Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

OR

Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*
Redneck Ph.D by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010
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