Red Tea

A fresh, energized concoction of one part unsweetened iced tea and one part energy drink (tastes best with Red Bull sugar free). Best mix ratio is 4oz Red Bull for every 8oz tea.

An adult's equivalent to afternoon milk in kindergarten.

Everyone in my office orders a Disaronno on the rocks at lunch and I want to enjoy the rest of my day, so I order a Red Tea.

by Sunneyvale September 19, 2012

red tea

The use of a bloody tampon in a cup of urine.

I had this freaky chick that made me cups of red tea.

by Mikie Mike June 19, 2006

red tea

Red tea is made by a 3/4 completion of the fermentation process required to make black tea. Hence the fermentation is more complete than oolong tea which sits at 1/2, green tea which is unfermented but kiln fired, and white tea which is completely raw and sundried.

Red tea know for it's unparalleled aroma is a serious force of nature to be reckonned with.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010

Red Tea

Also like Green Tea but another level, instead being victims they use brain more and try to steal your boyfriend with all tricks no matter what, be careful

" You can't keep him because it's your fault not mine"
"
the kind of red tea like you shouln't alive"

by Soup222 February 16, 2022

Red Tea

A phrase referring to having sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period

"Brooo we had the best red tea last night, we had to replace our brand new sheets dawg"

by cokercola... November 28, 2023

red tears

It when you are bleeding on your face and crying and the blood runs with the tears so they look red.

1. There's a fight tomorrow, he'll be crying red tears.
2.I'll make you cry red tears bitch

by Elletheblueberry September 7, 2006

Red Team

Adjective:
The feeling when you're randomly assigned to a team, shit goes wrong in the beginning but, gets way better in the end

Origin:
Sidemen $100 vs. $10,000 Holiday with the team of Simon (Miniminter), Tobi (TBJZL), and JJ (KSI)

Guy 1: How was your day
Guy 2: It was a Red Team kinda day
also Guy 2: RED TEAM! RED TEAM! RED TEAM!

by MikeyD25 April 17, 2019