Red Ted 

A crazy Red haired trinity drunken guy.

Dude is Red Ted coming to the party tonight?

Red Ted by Mkellso September 29, 2004

The Red Ted 

The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.

Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.

The Red Ted by CountDisc0 July 8, 2015