Red Penis 

When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.

Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.

Red Penis by I have red penis right now November 7, 2009

red penis 

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"

red penis by Colin Ye December 3, 2007

Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

Red Car Small Penis by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009