rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 16, 2005

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 2, 2004

rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.

1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy

by Con_man641 January 31, 2022

rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.

Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.

by Beefsteak Pete June 9, 2021

Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt

what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!

by HeartsAndFarts October 1, 2015

Rectal Seepage

The leftovers after anal sex, that leaks out on the bed.

Susie was over last night, we banged, but she left some Rectal Seepage as a going away gift....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023