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reconnoiter 

-verb

regarding someone of the opposite sex with whom neither you nor anyone you communicate with has ever previously done so...

the act of sex with an individual so as to survey and probe areas of interest, the formation of a detailed assessment of their terrain features, and the prompt report back to headquarters with full detail.

conducting good reconnaissance is essential in the formation of strategy, proper unit cohesion, and in remaining informed about situations that may require delicate manuever supported by a competent wingman, or competency when it comes to ones own wingmanship.
"With both having become shitfaced to a point which would merit casual coitus, he soon saw that he was in a position to reconnoiter a now dripping delta which he hadnt planned on, but which it was nontheless his responsibility to do so."
reconnoiter by Cz hole May 16, 2008

recondite 

The state of or acting Obscure or Ridiculous
that bitch-hoe was acting recondite, we should give that hoe da pimp slap.

ham reconditioning 

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!
George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.
ham reconditioning by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

Dixie O Ring Reconditioning

Your partner gives you rim job with ice in their mouth to soothe the anus after eating spicy food
After the ghost pepper dip I needed a Dixie O Ring Reconditioning
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026