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Reciprocy

A form of reciprocation.
It’s the reciprocy for me.
by Nachoqueso August 10, 2021
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Friendship Reciprocity Ratio

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
by MasturNater July 1, 2014
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Reciprohate

To hate someone or something as much as they or it hates you.
I reciprohate cats.
by Atxdan August 5, 2015
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recipricriciousness

A strong urge to engage in virtual coitus with anime women.
Mark's recipricriciousness outweighed his daily duties to take care of himself.
by alteaplier February 12, 2017
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Reciprocell

The act of checking one's email after a companion has pulled his or her Blackberry or iPhone out first. Often used when one is initially afraid of being criticized for checking the phone.
I have to take a call, so go ahead and reciprocell.
by Skinnysherm March 9, 2011
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reciprolike

To "like" something someone has posted online because they "liked" something you posted.
Person 1:

I can't believe you "liked" that picture on Facebook.

Person 2:

She "liked" my post the other day. I had to reciprolike.
by Riconator March 12, 2010
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Non-Reciprocating Tool

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.
"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."
by Holly M S July 21, 2010
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