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Real Motherfucker 

Billy J. His name alone tells you he is, was, and always will be one of the realest motherfuckers there ever was. Billy the realest motherfucker who everwas,gives nofucks about motherfucker who wasn't. He has been said to have told Chuck Noris to his face he looked like a fake motherfucker and walked away unscathed.
Yo Clark who is that? "That's a real motherfucker like Billy".

RMF (Real Mother Fucker) 

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

RMF (Real Mother Fucker) 

Genetic real son and mother do piv. son then becomes a real mother fucker.
Real as it can be, never actually seen a RMF (Real Mother Fucker); just like they say, inscrutable, volatile, a bit tricky to deal with.

Real Ass Motherfucker💯 

See that guy with the 09 Escape, Batman wallpaper and sunglasses? Real Ass Motherfucker💯 ,is his name bitches
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