Real Author 

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.

"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"

Real Author by Skua September June 18, 2018

RealaTHOR 

RealaThor: a prominent Real Estate God in their own mind. She is a hammer-wielding god associated with lightning, thunder, storms, sacred groves and trees, strength, the acquisition of housing, empty promises , fertility for the right price and Open Houses.

When you call Karen you are really calling RealaTHOR for your real estate needs. She aggressively negotiates and if necessary a hammer will be swung!

RealaTHOR by anonymous October 17, 2023