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Ready for this 

a kick ass band, Miles Butler on vocals , guitar, and bass, Mike McVeigh on bass, key board, and guitar, and last but not least Gabe Greenberg on drums, vocals, and key board.
holy shit, that new band "Ready For this!?" is really awesome
Ready for this by gabe Mcjew July 24, 2008
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ready for this jelly 

An common term popularized by the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child. Used to say some boy or girl can't handle you as a potential partner.
Usually negated such as "I don't think your ready for this jelly."
Rachel: I don't think your ready for this jelly.
Ian: NOoOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ready for this jelly by random1117 February 20, 2012

you ain't ready for this 

"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.
"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"

"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"
you ain't ready for this by TheeHitch December 10, 2013

Are you ready for this shit ?! 

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.
* steps up to kettle bell *
“ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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