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Razor Brand Scooter 

Your ankle's worst nightmare
"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself

Razor Scootering 

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".
Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.

RazorScooterCore 

Only the manliest of men play this genre of music. Similar to other punk genres, RazorScooterCore maintains the aggression and intensity of hardcore punk but emphasizes a greater degree of creative expression through profound lyrics and sexy men singing them. Additionally, drummers in this genre have to have the biggest of balls to even attempt making it big in the scene. A rare music genre, but a very respectable one.
Yo man you should check out Nosebleeds, they’re a super good RazorScooterCore band
RazorScooterCore by manoink10123 February 1, 2019