Rayion 

A king, Rayion is a name given to a boy who's obsessed with his looks. A handsome boy and he's the nicest person you'll ever meet.

What's up with your friend Rayion?

Rayion by Odellion king November 24, 2021

Rayion 

A king , the nicest person you'll ever meet. A handsome boy who's often time obsessed with his looks.

How is your friend Rayion?

Rayion by Odellion king November 24, 2021

Flippin' Raymond

1) To engage in risky behaviour;

2) To be venturesome;

3) To be wildly promiscuous;

4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.

"Stop driving like a Flippin' Raymond!"; "The girls came back to ours; we acted like Flippin' Raymond's!"; "I saw them pissed up on Broad Street, chasing each other around like Flippin' Raymonds"

Flippin' Raymond by Quelmo Rodriquez June 19, 2010

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

captain raymond holt by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

female rationalization hamster by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Rayconned 

rayconned (verb) past tense one who has believed the hype. Perhaps misled by a trusted youtuber turned shill. The present participle of rayconned is rayconning.

see also Raycon
transitive verb. 1 : to swindle audio enthusiasts out of their money.

"Fuck I really got rayconned... I should've saved my money!"

actual examples and testimonials from the web include:

"Those fucking Raycon earbuds are dog shit. I'm really disappointed at idubbbz for putting his name on this garbage...
This gay retard lied to us about them being a quality product."
"like a dog urinating directly into your ear"
"like listening to a muddy dogfart"
"damn not armoured skep too unsubbed"
"never thought I'd see chris (raygun) shill for raycon"

Rayconned by Tuvak Shakur June 29, 2020

Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020